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michosm13
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| Θέμα: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou  Κυρ Φεβ 01, 2009 10:08 am | |
| Μετά από τις θερμές παρακλήσεις των θαυμαστών μου(βλ Βασιλική και,όχι,δεν την έχω ψωνίσει καθόλου),αποφάσισα να δημοσιεύσω άλλη μία ιστορία.Είναι η δικιά μου εκδοχή του δημοτικού τραγουδιού "Του Νεκρου Αδελφού": PART 1[People do everything for money...]
Once upon a time,there was Manousos the Dead Brother from the song "Tou Nekrou Adelfou" who had gkomenodouleies in Babylona.To go there unsuspected,he said yo the family that he went there for emporio of condoms.[This is why there were less condoms in the boxes than the Babylonians had paid for,Manousos always stole some for his gkomenodouleies.]The truth however was that he went there to fuck his 3(magic number)gkomenes.One day,when he was in Greece,a proksenitis came from Babylona.Manousos thought:"Shit,one of the 3 bitches wiil want to marry me!!!" but the proksenitis said:"My lord wants to marry your sister Valentina".He blinked his eye to Manousos and they were parapera to talk.There the proksenitis told him:"Be careful nigga!!!My lord is one of tour bitches' brother.He wants to marry Valentine so that when you will go to visit your sister,he will kill you for cheating his bitch sister with other bitch women!!!"But Manousos could not help not to have his sister with him in Babylona.So he said to the Family:"Mana and Aderfia,it is good to give Valentina to the Babylonian Motherfucker 'cause we will be even richer and we will buy our own island that has the size of Crete,a liar-jet,a bunch of Ferraris and a bunch of Hayabusas(the fastest bike).His mana made him promise that if something happened,he would bring Valentina back and then agreed to the marriage.
End of PART 1
Έχει επεξεργασθεί από τον/την MichosM13 στις Τρι Φεβ 03, 2009 9:15 am, 2 φορές συνολικά | |
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michosm13
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Αριθμός μηνυμάτων : 1318
Ηλικία : 31
Points : 238
Registration date : 29/10/2008
| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Κυρ Φεβ 01, 2009 10:25 am | |
| PART 2[Killing your kouniados makes you feel all right]
Two years later,in a disekto etos,Manousos was very very horny and wanted to fuck Valentina husband's sister and he went to Babylona.There,the Motherfucker had ambushed Manousos with a Kalasnikov and an MG42[german machine gun from World War II].So,while Manousos was fucking his bitch,the Motherfucker killed him.His brothers were very sad when they were told the horrible news and died too.As a result,Manousos' Mana became furious and started cursing (na katarietai dhladh) Manousos.Because of the heavy katares,Manousos became a zombie and went to get Valentina back.He made the sygnefo Hayabusa and the astro benzini 100 oktaniwn and started his journey to the unknown(agnwsto).Arriving at Babylona,he killed the Motherfucker,took Valentina on his sygnefo-Hayabousa and startred running back to their private island that their family called home...
End of PART 2
Έχει επεξεργασθεί από τον/την MichosM13 στις Τρι Φεβ 03, 2009 9:13 am, 2 φορές συνολικά | |
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gorgopodaros
Ranger of the north
Αριθμός μηνυμάτων : 504
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Τόπος : Ηράκλειο (ατσαλένιο city)
Points : 62
Registration date : 07/11/2008
| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Κυρ Φεβ 01, 2009 10:32 am | |
| xaxa γαματη!!μολις εγινα μιχαλης fan!  (λιγο διαφορετικη απο αυτη που μας κανει στα κειμενα ο πατερας σου  ) | |
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michosm13
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Ηλικία : 31
Points : 238
Registration date : 29/10/2008
| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Κυρ Φεβ 01, 2009 10:46 am | |
| PART 3[Returning home is always nice...]
On the road they heard some birds
-Birds:"Look,Valentina with a zombie"
-Valentina:"Manousos,did you hear the bloody birds?
-Manousos:"Don't believe them,they are liars.Now,shut up or we will trakaroume"
-B:"Hey,Valentina,your brother is a zombie!!!You hear us???"
-V:"Manousos,they insist!!!"
-M:"I told you not to believe them!!!"
-B:"Man,she is stupid!!!He can't understand that she's with a zombie!!!"
-V:"Manousos,I am becoming afraid!!!Are you a bloodthirsty zombie after all?!?!?!"
-M:"I told you to shut the fuck up.Can't ya see tha old bitch with the Ferrari?You will make me..."
But he didn't manage to finish cause the old bitch trakare them and all three of them died[Manousos died for second time].You see,that old bitch was their mother who was running with her Ferrari to calm down.When he saw Manousis,she didn't notice Valentina and trakare Manousos Haysabusa because she became angry like HULK.So,they all died and lived happily ever after in Paradeisos...
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SlfTh3Chl3f
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| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Τρι Φεβ 03, 2009 10:04 am | |
| Αναθεμα σε κωσταντή και μυριανάθεμα σε.
Γαμάτη ιστορία ρε xD | |
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Rocky
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| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Τρι Φεβ 03, 2009 1:04 pm | |
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matthew
Πάνε διάβασε!!!
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michosm13
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| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Τετ Φεβ 04, 2009 6:18 am | |
| 1)Ευχαριστώ για τα καλά σας λόγια!!!
2)Έτσι ρε Μήτσο,θα κάνουμε εκστρατεία εναντίον της ανορθογραφίας εδώ μέσα | |
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gorgopodaros
Ranger of the north
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| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Τετ Φεβ 04, 2009 6:20 am | |
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michosm13
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| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Τετ Φεβ 04, 2009 11:02 am | |
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Rocky
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| | Θέμα: Απ: Tou Nekrou Gamia Adelfou Τρι Δεκ 08, 2009 1:53 pm | |
| Αν θέλεις Μιχάλη γράψε και την νέα βέρσιον στο φόρουμ!!! | |
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